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Vintage Game Shop Vintage Game Shop

Rated 4 / 5 stars

He's gonna take you back to the past
to play the shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

When you turn on your TV,
make sure it's tuned to channel three.
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch,
although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth,
armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time.
Horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad he could spit,
or say Cowabunga, cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit...

They rip you off and don't care one bit,
but this nerd he doesn't forget it.
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shit-load of fuck.
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words.
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd.
He's the Angry....
Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd.
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd...

Deterministic Dungeon Deterministic Dungeon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this game would be double times best the mobile

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Shark Lifting 2 Shark Lifting 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

if you want to easily pass on the bus tour

listen to this trick:

when you start have to be in front of a car,fair when time runs out to then be pushed by the car and will take you to the goal

once when I finished, the screen of "difficulty change" appears (it will not change anything)
just wait until what this one in the goal

behind from the change of difficulty appears the next level , make "click" there and ready

* The downside of this do not get extra points *

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Abobo's Big Adventure Abobo's Big Adventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuck ¡¡¡¡¡ I missed the notion of time by play 8,000 hours ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

good game ಠ‿↼

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